Friday, June 17, 2011

Escort letters...

For some reason, I know not why, I have been sent a copy of Escort Letters magazine. I did not ask for this, but I do have subscriptions to both 'Desire presents BDSM' and 'Foreplay' magazine, and I am assuming that I have been sent this in error. At first I thought, oh well, letters are usually good and this has got nothing but letters in it. However, on closer inspection, it really is a load of old crap. There's probably a hundred or more letters in this magazine, but they take about 40 seconds to read. Seriously, who's wanking to these letters? Perhaps they should retitle the magazine 'Premature Ejaculator Monthly' or something? And the letters, such as they are, really could be written by chimps. Seriously, this is the level of letter writing we are talking about:

"When I was 18 I went to a disco with my boyfriend, he was really boring, I got pissed and met these three blokes. They took me out the back and they all fucked me one after another, in both holes. I was a virgin and I came four times. With each bloke. And they all had massive cocks. True story."

Seriously, that is about the size of it, over and over again. Does that turn you on at all, because that didn't cause so much as a tremor in my groin area, and I haven't cum for nearly three weeks!!! Jesus.

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